It’s scary what goes through my mind at 30,000 feet… ‘If someone just wrenched open that door handle we’d all go flying out, ripped from our seatbelts, and sucked through the cabin, starting with that smug bloke spreading his legs out in the exit row.’ and… ‘Gee that suction in the toilet cubicle is strong.… Read More The Heart of Darkness (It’s In My Head)